8 februari 2018

I did a brilliant sick on the first day. Tons of it. Sloshed all over the place. She told Him that I’d chucked up a pizza. Which was a big fat fib. I’d only had my usual brown crunchies, a red Christmas cracker that nobody wanted, and half a tub of guppy flakes. It was only a small tub, too.

17 december 2017

I feel sorry for the cats. They don’t get to go to puppy school. It’s epic. Six dogs sit around a room and wait for the lady with the treats to start handing them out.